Thursday

"sea monster"


Yes Heidi's video and song are actually embarrassing to watch. But I could stop staring at her GIANT man hands.
and she HAS NO IDEA what to do with them so she just throws them in the air ALL VIDEO LONG.

She's kinda like the tree hand guy right?


And that all I have to say about her...

Wednesday

T-Girl of the Month: OLIVIA!


Have you gotten into Olivia's Looks?
I HAVE

My face for the world to see

A FURBY!! CUTE!!!

Roy Rodgers…MMMmmmm

…

"Trying another Hair Style?"

Ummm, Well ARE YOU? or ARE YOU NOT?

(I love Olivia)

awkward pauses


Chris Crocker is lookin for a man via youtube..
Pass the Crystal!

RUN!!!!!

Tuesday

T-Kitty


Sanrio Licensed T-Girl Hello Kitty Hooker Cell Phone Strap.

The Japanese in pink translates to
“HOW MUCH?”
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I am in love with the plastic real hair under the “wig”

"expensive"


Valentines Day?
1-800-Flowers
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"Wink Wink"

The Beat Goes on Ya'll!


1999

How about that Britney Spears! She sure is CRAZY!
Or that Monica Lewinsky whatta WHORE!
And how’s about Jichael Macksons PLASTIC SURGERY!

"Offensive-est"



Fun for hours!!
FACE TRANSFORMER


I've always wanted more black friends!

AND NOW IT'S POSSIBLE!




Or you can…

Make them BIGGER babies, Turn them into deli workers, Change their sex, Transform baby pictures, or make dead friends come back to life!



Or you can just enhance their Ethnic-ness

(“not a differnce”)

FACE OF THE FUTURE SITE

I'm BACK!


And better than ever!!!
WARNING: ONLY CLICK THIS PICTURE IF YOU ARE REALLY PREPARED.

DONT say I didnt warn you...

Wednesday

Peta tried to be funny...


This video is actually kinda fucking boring

I THINK GLAAD SHOULD GO AFTER THEM FOR the "Get a room" comment (hehehe)

not very nice...



this guy sucks

He is the worst kind of person. And his outfit BLOWS.

like, I hate him A LOT

BUT!

You can dress them in bleeding clothes!
YAY


THE TROLLSEN TWINS

(yeah I guess the point of this is to hate them for wearing fur....but WHATEVER)
The Olsens are "Fierce"

Tuesday

Horse Face and Man Face!


The original spoiled braty show, MTV's RICH GIRLS.
RICH GIRLS had the most absurd quotes ("My Father invented Cargo Pants")
OH HEAVEN!!!!!

I used to listen to this Lilix song in the opening credits and think that I was a 15 year old girl who owned the world (Sadly this was only like 3 years ago..)

Starring Ally Hilfiger (Barf) and JAIME GLEICHER!

I only cared about Jaime.
she was always UPSET..(LIKE ME!)


and she always was smoking (LIKE OLD ME!)


Whatta HITTER!


After the show aired, Ally went to rehab after she saw how she was portrayed on the show.

Some Goddess put up EVERY EPISODE (Including the NYC Black Out)
MTV RICH GIRLS YOUTUBE CHANNEL!

my blog is gonna be happy from now on!!!! YAY


Sploshing, water sports, binding and coving a poor defenseless black kid in honey. These are the ingrediences of my fantasies. Isn't that "cRaZy"???

but after much research I am sad to inform you that he is actually a Top.

Wednesday

The Tree Man


Bad case of HPV made him turn into a tree!!!! (that rhymed, hehe)

He's like a harlequin baby on older and dry!





Telegraph UK

THANKS MACKY!

Friday

Coke Sluts


Great video for Elton John's "Yellow Brick Road" By David LaChapelle

Starring all of my favorite people in LA:

MOLLY "MYSPACE" GOTTSCHALK


DREW


SIMON


JENI



ENJOY



I am pretty sure this video will get taken off youtube soon...

Tuesday

"Sad-est Man"




Go watch more at The Beautiful Monster

All of my favorite things..


The Blacks, Trannies, Crack and DIAPERS!


HEAVEN!







Please read this AMAZING BLOG POSTING FROM WASHINGTON D.C. for all of the info on these photos!

Wednesday

So Good



Tuesday

This used to piss me off


remember this?

But will it blend?



He blends shit, and I kinda have a crush on him....

GLOW STICKS!



iPhones


and Magnets.



KILL 'EM ALL


Yahoo "News" (AKA: "Not Real News") Link: Councilman wants birth control for pigeons




Snapple Fact?
(I doubt this is even a little bit true)

"things that wont ever happen in 2020"


Philips manages to make tattoos look fucking stupid..


Why are they trying to sound like they are reveling a new trend that no one has heard of..

"Hey did you hear about this new trend called TATTOOING"


MORE PHILIPS DESIGN PROBES TO BE AVAILABLE IN 2020

(When I am 37 years old)
:(