TheNewPaul

COLOUR ME BEAUTIFUL by Christian Simmons

2008-03-28T16:16:00.003-04:00

and then she died.....

(this video is EVERYTHING)

just another day in a wig and girdle..

2008-03-10T16:55:00.003-04:00

The Puttermans

I am rethinking my childhood

Umm...WHY didn't I think of them sooner?

The behind the scenes is almost a fetish video...almost

I'm hard

Thanks Charlotte!

Imma Steal another baby

2008-02-25T16:53:00.005-05:00

Ryan Trecartin - I-BE AREA (2007)

These two videos play in my head all day long.

ALL P-O-N-Y-T-A-I-L
Ryan Trecartin’s Youtube Channel
The NY Times Article

#63: Expensive Sandwiches

2008-02-25T16:20:00.006-05:00

Stuff White People Like

(It may be the funniest blog I have ever seen)

Violentines Day

2008-02-14T14:09:00.000-05:00

"sea monster"

2008-02-07T10:34:00.000-05:00

Yes Heidi's video and song are actually embarrassing to watch. But I could stop staring at her GIANT man hands.
and she HAS NO IDEA what to do with them so she just throws them in the air ALL VIDEO LONG.

She's kinda like the tree hand guy right?

And that all I have to say about her...

T-Girl of the Month: OLIVIA!

2008-02-06T11:17:00.000-05:00

Have you gotten into Olivia's Looks?
I HAVE

My face for the world to see

A FURBY!! CUTE!!!

Roy Rodgers…MMMmmmm

…

"Trying another Hair Style?"

Ummm, Well ARE YOU? or ARE YOU NOT?

(I love Olivia)

awkward pauses

2008-02-06T10:52:00.000-05:00

Chris Crocker is lookin for a man via youtube..
Pass the Crystal!

RUN!!!!!

T-Kitty

2008-02-05T12:51:00.000-05:00

Sanrio Licensed T-Girl Hello Kitty Hooker Cell Phone Strap.

The Japanese in pink translates to
“HOW MUCH?”

I am in love with the plastic real hair under the “wig”

"expensive"

2008-02-05T12:44:00.000-05:00

Valentines Day?
1-800-Flowers

"Wink Wink"

The Beat Goes on Ya'll!

2008-02-05T12:14:00.000-05:00

1999

How about that Britney Spears! She sure is CRAZY!
Or that Monica Lewinsky whatta WHORE!
And how’s about Jichael Macksons PLASTIC SURGERY!

"Offensive-est"

2008-02-05T10:59:00.000-05:00

Fun for hours!!
FACE TRANSFORMER

I've always wanted more black friends!

AND NOW IT'S POSSIBLE!

Or you can…

Make them BIGGER babies, Turn them into deli workers, Change their sex, Transform baby pictures, or make dead friends come back to life!

Or you can just enhance their Ethnic-ness

(“not a differnce”)

FACE OF THE FUTURE SITE

I'm BACK!

2008-02-05T10:01:00.000-05:00

And better than ever!!!
WARNING: ONLY CLICK THIS PICTURE IF YOU ARE REALLY PREPARED.

DONT say I didnt warn you...

Peta tried to be funny...

2007-12-12T11:01:00.000-05:00

This video is actually kinda fucking boring

I THINK GLAAD SHOULD GO AFTER THEM FOR the "Get a room" comment (hehehe)

not very nice...

this guy sucks

He is the worst kind of person. And his outfit BLOWS.

like, I hate him A LOT

BUT!

You can dress them in bleeding clothes!
YAY

THE TROLLSEN TWINS

(yeah I guess the point of this is to hate them for wearing fur....but WHATEVER)
The Olsens are "Fierce"

Horse Face and Man Face!

2007-12-11T12:41:00.000-05:00

The original spoiled braty show, MTV's RICH GIRLS.
RICH GIRLS had the most absurd quotes ("My Father invented Cargo Pants")
OH HEAVEN!!!!!

I used to listen to this Lilix song in the opening credits and think that I was a 15 year old girl who owned the world (Sadly this was only like 3 years ago..)

Starring Ally Hilfiger (Barf) and JAIME GLEICHER!

I only cared about Jaime.
she was always UPSET..(LIKE ME!)

and she always was smoking (LIKE OLD ME!)

Whatta HITTER!

After the show aired, Ally went to rehab after she saw how she was portrayed on the show.

Some Goddess put up EVERY EPISODE (Including the NYC Black Out)
MTV RICH GIRLS YOUTUBE CHANNEL!

my blog is gonna be happy from now on!!!! YAY

2007-12-11T12:13:00.000-05:00

Sploshing, water sports, binding and coving a poor defenseless black kid in honey. These are the ingrediences of my fantasies. Isn't that "cRaZy"???

but after much research I am sad to inform you that he is actually a Top.

The Tree Man

2007-11-21T13:28:00.000-05:00

Bad case of HPV made him turn into a tree!!!! (that rhymed, hehe)

He's like a harlequin baby on older and dry!

Telegraph UK

THANKS MACKY!

Coke Sluts

2007-11-16T12:52:00.000-05:00

Great video for Elton John's "Yellow Brick Road" By David LaChapelle

Starring all of my favorite people in LA:

MOLLY "MYSPACE" GOTTSCHALK

DREW

SIMON

JENI

ENJOY

I am pretty sure this video will get taken off youtube soon...

"Sad-est Man"

2007-11-13T17:00:00.000-05:00

Go watch more at The Beautiful Monster

All of my favorite things..

2007-11-13T16:22:00.000-05:00

The Blacks, Trannies, Crack and DIAPERS!

HEAVEN!

Please read this AMAZING BLOG POSTING FROM WASHINGTON D.C. for all of the info on these photos!

So Good

2007-11-07T11:20:00.000-05:00

This used to piss me off

2007-11-06T17:38:00.000-05:00

remember this?

But will it blend?

2007-11-06T12:47:00.000-05:00

He blends shit, and I kinda have a crush on him....

GLOW STICKS!

iPhones

and Magnets.

KILL 'EM ALL

2007-11-06T12:27:00.000-05:00

Yahoo "News" (AKA: "Not Real News") Link: Councilman wants birth control for pigeons

Snapple Fact?
(I doubt this is even a little bit true)

"things that wont ever happen in 2020"

2007-11-06T11:35:00.000-05:00

Philips manages to make tattoos look fucking stupid..

Why are they trying to sound like they are reveling a new trend that no one has heard of..

"Hey did you hear about this new trend called TATTOOING"

MORE PHILIPS DESIGN PROBES TO BE AVAILABLE IN 2020

(When I am 37 years old)
:(

Friday Goals

2007-10-19T10:14:00.000-04:00

demons

2007-10-18T17:30:00.000-04:00

I will never be the same.
I can't think of anything more terrifying.

Vagina Juice

2007-10-17T15:53:00.000-04:00

The idea of this could actually make me throw up

"VULVA Original is not a perfume. It is a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure.
Breathe in and enjoy, anytime, anywhere, the odour of a beautiful woman."

My birthday is March 30th!

Surprisingly classy website.
Smell me and...

"poor baby"

2007-10-17T15:29:00.000-04:00

Harlequin Ichthyosis

This skin disease is so gross you have to click on the pictures to see them (Or jason will never look at my blog again)

(Like he ever does anyway)

"sad"

If that made you sad then THIS WILL CHEER YOU UP!

"Cute-est"

"True-est"

2007-10-03T15:45:00.000-04:00

African-American Boycott of L.L. Bean Enters 80th Year

"That guy"

2007-10-02T17:22:00.000-04:00

totally have a crush on this guy

My hero
The Dead Baby Blog

"Photography with a Difference"

2007-09-30T23:42:00.000-04:00

Denny Scott is a photographer/Modeling Agent from Iowa. He is also available for motivational speaking. (that is from his bio section.)
I am sure he gets more blowjobs than anyone else in the entire state of Iowa

See it all go down at Denny Scott "Photography" (explore the whole site, its worth it)

Shelia's been naughty

"photo realisim"

From the Post Office

To Capital Hill (This girl can do ANYTHING!)

I bet she's a real cum pig

I cant stand adult women with pigtails

Heather from VH1's Rock of Love?

He must be hung

Watch OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER.....

2007-09-21T12:09:00.000-04:00

"Sizzle"

Why cant I work there

Vintage LaChapelle

2007-09-20T13:37:00.000-04:00

David LaChapelle met Ryan Philippe in a diner when he first moved to LA, and Ryan did this commercial with David and Amanda Lepore, completly NAKED!!!! Then his manager found out and tried to sue LaChapelle and this commercial was never released.

Check out Those Bottom Eyes!

He runs around naked thru "Fashion People" in search of Armani Jeans

Then Amanda pops up to kill him with a giant pair of scissors

She is giving vintage Amanda

At least they have a sense of humor about it...

2007-09-20T12:26:00.001-04:00

MEET ME IN THE PARK

2007-09-07T16:47:00.000-04:00

"I'm your Number one fan..."

Remember ROLANDA

Want a "pearl necklace"?

I first thought he was cool....

but he OBVIOUSLY has a dark past

If you go on his site you can email him to take a tour of his house. I wonder how many dead children are buried in that forest...

"It's Just like a pussy"

2007-09-07T13:36:00.000-04:00

"with jelly or without jelly, I prefer syrup"

I cant think of anything more HEAVENLY

Come on Toshi.

2007-09-07T13:07:00.000-04:00

YOU MAKE MY JUICES FLOW

Molly Myspace VIDEO DEBUT

2007-09-04T18:59:00.000-04:00

Jennifer Lopez - Do It Well

I guess he just hates EVERYONE except for Molly....(well maybe her too)

New Favorite Song

2007-09-03T21:12:00.000-04:00

The Naked Brothers Band

"Children"

Self Hate 101: How to be a "Female Masker"

2007-08-30T15:46:00.000-04:00

"Belly Mask"

Click here to see more ways to fool your loved ones and co workers

Click here to see my original "Female Masking" Post

THANKS LYSEE!!!

Osaka Japan

2007-08-30T11:22:00.000-04:00

Apparently lighting doesnt affect planes in the sky, But I dont buy that..

Normal Time

Slow Motion

Who can be mad at this?

2007-08-29T16:11:00.000-04:00

I guess it's just a youtube blog now...

2007-08-28T18:30:00.000-04:00

"Rice/Potato Queen"

From Darren

From Chaz w/Sarz

From Charlotte

From Pedro

Wouldnt it be great if snakes were extinct...

2007-08-27T18:55:00.000-04:00

I dont know whats scarier. Snakes fighting to the death in a bathtub, or a cliche WHITE TRASH family giving there bullshit commentary and bringing up "God"

AND THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN (at least for today..)

"Horrible-est" (NSFC "not safe for charlotte")

I prefer the lego

2007-08-27T18:26:00.000-04:00

What an asshole..

"not fair"

2007-08-27T10:13:00.000-04:00

(If you are fat, JUST STAY FAT)

"______"

2007-08-22T13:50:00.001-04:00

1997

Mathangi "Maya" Arulpragasam (born on July 17, 1977)

2007-08-22T13:26:00.000-04:00

M.I.A's New Shit (file expires on 8/29/07)

(the pic above is a still from "Paris is Burning", It just looks like MIA...)

I am half way thru Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows...

2007-08-22T12:07:00.000-04:00

and am about to do this to my forehead

Ebay Seller : list4uonline

2007-08-20T11:50:00.000-04:00

Rave Gear, History Books and Watch Batteries ON SALE NOW

(I bet she has a crazy temper)

"She starts to smells like fish, so you learn to clean her after a while"

2007-08-17T14:36:00.000-04:00

It's a mini documentary on "saddest" men who have "relationships" with "real dolls"

The whole Video is like 45 min long, but the first 15 minutes will due (if you have time watch the whole thing)

The Worst Ever

2007-08-16T11:44:00.000-04:00

"FUCKED UP"

Country Crocker

2007-08-14T13:35:00.000-04:00

Who hits their Grandmother? Who calls their Grandmother a "Slut"?

CHRIS CROCKER DOES...

I HATED this kid when I first saw one of his videos, but now I am hooked...
I dont think i believed in "Internet Celebrities" until now..
Chris Crocker's Myspace

This is Jason's Favorite Video

All of Chris Crockers Videos on YouTube

(I just want to watch these over and over again)

And he get the best response videos I have ever seen

and this is a jealous fat bitch

"Accidental Artists":Bensonhurst Edition

2007-08-13T16:45:00.000-04:00

OBSESSED

“I think white lipstick makes me look more tan”

MORE TAN MORE TAN MORE TAN

Her captions are absolutely PRICELESS

I must have repeated “FLYA DEN A PiECE A PAPER” Im my head maybe six hundred times today”

She is also pretty advanced in her photoshop techniques (and she’s “GOT YA SPUN LIKE LAUNDRY”)

“My Friends are just jealous they're not as golden as I”

Close-Up

I wonder if she knows who Cindy Sherman is?

: (

Did I go too far?

Salvador Dali on "What's My Line?"

2007-08-10T18:22:00.000-04:00

Super Friends

2007-08-10T17:06:00.000-04:00

Parade of the Delusional

2007-08-10T12:57:00.000-04:00

I think that one of the "saddest" things in "life" is when people "think" they look like a "Celeb" (And it worse when they send them into their "city's" website)
Taken from Boston.com

Is she blind?

Is this a good thing?

o..k… Here we go…

No one in the world has ever said she looks like Meryl. Seriously, NOT ONE PERSON

run!

I like her

and her too. she's Drew when she went thru her “Trashy Phase”

they make me laugh.

Kingdom Kingdom Kingdom Kingdom

2007-08-09T16:21:00.000-04:00

THIS IS IT!

2007-08-09T10:56:00.001-04:00

A giant, smiling Lego man was fished out of the sea in the Dutch resort of Zandvoort on Tuesday.

Workers at a drinks stall rescued the 2.5-metre (8-foot) tall model with a yellow head and blue torso.

"We saw something bobbing about in the sea and we decided to take it out of the water," said a stall worker. "It was a life-sized Lego toy."

A woman nearby added: "I saw the Lego toy floating towards the beach from the direction of England."

The toy was later placed in front of the drinks stall.

(http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070808/od_nm/dutch_lego_odd_dc;_ylt=AvPEL01lvGV08W9Oi6YZwCis0NUE)

"Ghetto-Man"

2007-08-07T13:57:00.000-04:00

(he is wearing pimp platforms)

Nu-Rave Birds

2007-08-03T17:37:00.000-04:00

He turns in a Smiley Face

And this one can Imitate a Camera, Chainsaw, and Car Alarm

and this one gets skinny when he is scared.

And this one can moonwalk!

(I am so scared of birds...)

Why isn't this on DVD?

2007-08-03T16:33:00.000-04:00

I used to watch this movie NON STOP when I was 6

michael jackson Moonwalker trailer

And the video game was a little bit amazing

michael jackson Moonwalker megadrive

Norma Stitz

2007-08-03T10:43:00.000-04:00

MISS THANG

I actually kinda feel bad for her

OH SHIT!

2007-08-02T16:40:00.000-04:00

R KELLY's TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET CONTINUES

"Senior Gents Technical Creative Hairstyle & Color"

2007-08-02T10:35:00.000-04:00

I love the french.

OMC GLOBAL HAIRDRESSER OF THE YEAR 2007
(And dont forget to check out "Senior Ladies Individual Black Trophy Hair By Night")

ALERT ALERT ALERT! THEY ALSO DO NAIL ART!

NA-TA-SHA

2007-07-31T11:47:00.000-04:00

(Long-est Scene)

You Lower my worth (Pedro)

"Un-Accidental Artists :Grooming School in Thailand-est"

2007-07-27T17:26:00.000-04:00

STAR WOOD CENTER

LIVING LIVING LIVING LIVING

"Friday Goals"

2007-07-27T16:51:00.000-04:00

"Female Trouble-est"

2007-07-27T14:18:00.000-04:00

Female Trouble is my favorite movie (Yeah, I'm that kind of gay)

Here is an amazingly rare Divine song from the opening credits:
Divine - Female Trouble (zShare)

And here's some Edith Massey just because:
Edith Massey - Big Girls Don't Cry (zShare)

DELETED SCENE from Female Trouble

(The idea of deleted scenes makes me wet)

Amazing Divine Montage Video By Peaches ("Slippery Dick")

Divine
October 19, 1945 – March 7, 1988
Divine's wikipedia really pisses me off, there's not even a fucking picture

Tom Wins

2007-07-27T11:20:00.000-04:00

With all the Simpsons Avatars as everyones main photos on mypace Tom thought to himself "Hey, I'm Tom, Ill just have Matt Groening do it for me"

"Cool-est" "Lucky-est" "Jealous-est"

The most iconic photo of our generation

(Sad but true)

Armand Van Helden video by VA$HTIE

2007-07-24T18:36:00.000-04:00

"not a person"

2007-07-16T19:50:00.001-04:00

And I dont really understand it yet..

Get your own at Gizmoz.com

Remy Smith Ma

2007-07-16T10:13:00.000-04:00

On early Sat morning I was drunk-est, en route home. I was in the deli on 14th and 9th ave tryin to buy a bottle of water. Blocking the cash register was a group of girls buying 6 phillies, and they were telling me about the birthday party they just came from. The Birthday girl had vomit stains on her dress. One of the girls yelled to the back of the deli "Yo, 'blonde bangs', hurry up". Then Remy Ma said, "This aint blonde, its growin out". Remy Ma had just finished using the ATM and walked towards me and said "Hello Sweetie". I told her I was a "fan", then to prove myself we did a "Conceited" duet. It was a little bit amazing. She was mad cool and has an ill scar above her lip.

As soon as I walked outta the deli I texted Ezra, The Super Remy fan. By some eerie chance he was literally 3 blocks away and met me within 5 minutes. When he finally came he had Missed Remy and her friend by maybe a minute and a half. It was 3:38 and we walked towards 8th ave looking for her, we knew she had to be close. When we had walked to 8th Ave we had just missed Remy Ma shoot her friend on 9th Ave... Weird right?

Maybe it was the ATM fee, or me "rapping" to her?

Remy was on the run all day on then turned herself in at the end of the day on Sat.

Of Course Ezra is devastated
Get Ezra aka KINGDOM’s new track here

She seemed so pleasant, who woulda known she was gonna go shoot-a-bitch two seconds later.

Its actually kinda sad. Here's the victim, Makeda Barnes-Joseph's Myspace Profile

And this is a screen grab of her sisters “private” profile. She is PISSED and SAD-EST (as she should be-est)

In case you dont know what I am talking about: New York Times

Cazmanian Devil

2007-07-13T10:16:00.000-04:00

Cazwell's Watch My Mouth

What does Cazwell know about the "dirty South".

Big Up to Danilo ("No "hOmo")

"Gross"

2007-07-12T16:20:00.000-04:00

Have you seen this subway poster before? I wonder who the "lucky kid" is walking around with "that guy from Law and order" eyes...Who wants "old-est" eyes anyway...oh wait, Blind people do.

I didnt even know an "eye transplant" was even possible.

They Cut the middle of your eyes in a star shape and plop it into another eyeball.

And if an eye transplant doesnt work you can always get your EYEBALLS TATTOOED!

Image your eyes living after you die

sign me up

New Obsession: FEMALE MASKING

2007-07-10T10:28:00.000-04:00

Female masking is a sub-form of cross-dressing that involves, in addition to the wearing of women's clothing, a mask (usually made from latex) that gives a pseudo-real representation of a female face.....-wikipedia

Silence of the Lambs?

"Blame the internet"

They teach in our school and walk in our parks! (and pretend to be pregnant)

All Races and Sizes accepted!

"Creepy-est"

"Butch"

"Nightmare Material"

By Far THE WORST

"My Father Julie Masking"

"FEMALE MASK SITE GALLERIES"

"Accidental Artists":Staten Island Edition

2007-07-06T14:12:00.000-04:00

I found this girl on myspace

She is dead serious..

And a little bit amazing..

"gay-est"

2007-07-05T17:26:00.000-04:00

WELL HELLO!

2007-07-05T15:14:00.000-04:00

ORIGINALS

Voice Over Parodies
(Laughed so hard I almost threw up, but that could be beacuse I'm still drunk from last night))

they made me laugh too

"Chunky"

2007-07-03T17:12:00.000-04:00

The makes Jason happy, Cause it has a lot of food in it.

I heart Jimbo Jones

2007-07-03T16:49:00.000-04:00

I was hoping there was gonna be more options, but whatever, Get your own Simpsons "avatar" here.

Gangstresses

2007-07-03T15:51:00.000-04:00

AND A BIG UP TO SAAPHYRI

Mulatto Marilyn

2007-07-03T13:00:00.000-04:00

Richard Avedon's Marilyn + VANESSA BEECROFT's Marilyn = Tyra?

I'm in "La Cha Hell"

2007-06-29T16:28:00.000-04:00

By Tom Sanford

By "Some Girl" from "Italy"

By Chad Coombs (THE HOTTEST GUY FROM CANADA!)

Some girl from Flickr

And I did this in sophmore year of high school...(400 years ago)

Entertainment for hours

2007-06-28T16:49:00.000-04:00

I know this is really 2002 of me, but.....

Can you image living your life falling thru bubbles?

wed, bed, dead

2007-06-27T14:58:00.000-04:00

Here we go..

"Accidental Artists"

2007-06-27T00:31:00.000-04:00

They Dont Know About Us - Tracy Ullman (Via Zshare)

Click um to make them more amazing

Who's your Mummy?

2007-06-26T17:56:00.000-04:00

(click to get your own "blingee")

Dorian Corey (1937 – 1993) performer and designer featured in the 1990 documentary Paris Is Burning.

Corey died of AIDS at Columbia Presbyterian Medical Center in Manhattan.

After Corey's death, a mummified body with gunshot wounds was found in Corey's belongings. A note attached to the body said, "This poor soul broke into my apartment and I was forced to shoot him"......The body, which had been there for at least 20 years, was identified as Robert Worley.

Miss Milan

2007-06-25T16:48:00.000-04:00

When I leave my house every morning this is what I think I look like...

Betta Werk

2007-06-15T17:46:00.000-04:00

Kanye West as the mythological creature "Jesus"

Kanye's Version of YOUNG FOLKs with a shout out to David LaChapelle (Zshare)

Courtney?

2007-06-15T17:20:00.000-04:00

Ms. Love's entire new album via Zshare
SHHHHHHH!

"GIRL TALK"

2007-06-15T16:56:00.000-04:00

"Not a song"
Pure Magic - Girl Talk (Zshare)

Its my pussy I can do what I want

2007-06-15T15:06:00.000-04:00

YOUNG FOLKS PUSSY - Diplo (Zshare)

NOWHERE

2007-06-14T16:32:00.000-04:00